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Post by Seamus » 2011-05-03 02:54

Designation: GPML

Purpose: To put those lazy rancors to work.

Application: Who doesn't want an army of Rancors with missile launchers strapped to their backs?


Visual Description: A rancor. With a Bazooka on it's back.

Technical Specifications:
Crew: 1 (Rancor)
Weapons: 1 GPML with unlimited ammo
Range: 9001 km

Weaknesses: Find one.

Projected Upgrades:

Infinite ammo Rapid fire superlaser Invisibility, and with LIGHTSABERS! (Which will be produced by SCO Wesiri)


Schedule:
Week 1 - Week ??? Send Mcfini to Dathomir with a Stick to retrieve Rancor. If he asks nicely a rock MIGHT be provided.
Week ??? - Week ??? I really haven't planned that far ahead yet.
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Post by Tavish McFini » 2011-05-03 03:05

Weaknesses: Find one.
Not as hard as you might think it is. They're nightsisters, they can smell offworlders from clear across the world and each tribe pretty much has a few of the beasts. I think we just need to take the newly elected Grand Moff Winters, tie him to a pole and use that to bait out a few of the nightsisters ;)
Week 1 - Week ??? Send Mcfini to Dathomir with a Stick to retrieve Rancor. If he asks nicely a rock MIGHT be provided.
Oh... That's your genius plan!?!?

I like it. But I don't need a stick, I got charisma baby! I'm going to skor me a nightsister :D
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Post by Dravius Stari » 2011-05-03 12:02

Well, lets take a look*
Seamus wrote:Designation: GPML
Explain the acronym.
Seamus wrote:Purpose: To put those lazy rancors to work.
We have a productive Rancor, we call him TH.
Seamus wrote:Application: Who doesn't want an army of Rancors with missile launchers strapped to their backs?
Me, because I can defeat them with Fini tied to a flagpole and covered in Tauntaun cologne.
Seamus wrote:Visual Description: A rancor. With a Bazooka on it's back.
Boring. How about inside its mouth?
Seamus wrote:Crew: 1 (Rancor)
Animal's don't count as crew. Perhaps 1 Ewok operator.
Seamus wrote:Range: 9001 km
In your dreams. Try 3 meters. On a good day, which is when the the Ewok fires the Bazooka in the right direction.
Seamus wrote:Weaknesses: Find one.
Lack of Chuck Norris.
Seamus wrote:Projected Upgrades:

Infinite ammo Rapid fire superlaser Invisibility, and with LIGHTSABERS! (Which will be produced by SCO Wesiri)
How about abattoir upgrade? the Rancor meat is then given to the troops who will finally enjoy decent food. Rancor steaks are good eating. We could alternatively skin them and sell the leather for a nice profit.
Seamus wrote:Schedule:
Week 1 - Week ??? Send Mcfini to Dathomir with a Stick to retrieve Rancor. If he asks nicely a rock MIGHT be provide


Dathomir has many rocks. Send Spyker with a datapad and malfunctioning HoloNet connection. Either rancor extinction, hilarious hijinks or mass rancor captures will ensue.
Seamus wrote:Week ??? - Week ??? I really haven't planned that far ahead yet.
Neither has the Rancor.



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Post by Tavish McFini » 2011-05-03 15:16

Drav wrote:We have a productive Rancor, we call him TH.
That quote alone just made my 2011 through to 2013 ;)

I think GPML is "General Purpose Missile Launcher". And no one is tying me to a flagpole!!! And where is the Ewok coming from?

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Post by Dravius Stari » 2011-05-04 11:58

Tavish McFini wrote:That quote alone just made my 2011 through to 2013
;)
Tavish McFini wrote:I think GPML is "General Purpose Missile Launcher"
Fair enough.
Tavish McFini wrote:And no one is tying me to a flagpole!!!
Everything proceeds as the Emperor has forseen, and as the Emperor wills.
Tavish McFini wrote:And where is the Ewok coming from?
Cheap way to ensure the rancor runs the right way and fires the bazooka in the right direction. On a good day. With minimal wind resistance.
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Post by TyrAnazazi » 2011-06-14 01:57

Rancors are difficult to control and highly dangerous. So, yea there is that problem. Also, using Ewoks would give us a 50/50 chance of actually shooting at the enemy instead of at us. So, no! Just build a big robot and using the real Rancors for nice expensive leather. ;)
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